Come on guys. Let’s admit what all this fighting and rivalry is really about. Passion. The sexual tension between our houses is obvious to everyone but us.
Don’t fight it. We’ll all feel a lot better if we just embrace it.
Come on sexies. Let’s make some evil genius babies.
Usually i hate these dumbfuck hybrid house things, but daaaamn…evil genius babies? Eh, Slytherin boys are indeed quite sexy.
- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I know we’re not in Professor…