Carpe Omnia

Hi, I'm Lauren. Just another peachy keen 17 year old. I have bleach-blonde hair and blue eyes. I am president of the Germans For the Salvation of Eagles Club, and a member of a ska band. In my spare time I cook meals for homeless pigeons and work on a Pig-Latin translation of The Odyssey. Β Point(s) for Ravenclaw

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Krispy Kreme or Die @treydontplay @b_rcno πŸ”«πŸ˜‚ (Taken with instagram)

Krispy Kreme or Die @treydontplay @b_rcno πŸ”«πŸ˜‚ (Taken with instagram)

Come visit and eat! #dead πŸ™πŸ˜ (Taken with Instagram at Jinsan)

Come visit and eat! #dead πŸ™πŸ˜ (Taken with Instagram at Jinsan)

Tag(s): #dead
Sippin’ on Sake 😏🍢 (Taken with instagram)

Sippin’ on Sake 😏🍢 (Taken with instagram)

This sh*t is legit #chefchofu #loveboatfortwo πŸ£πŸΆβ›΅ (Taken with Instagram at Jinsan)

This sh*t is legit #chefchofu #loveboatfortwo πŸ£πŸΆβ›΅ (Taken with Instagram at Jinsan)

Should I get a new or used Xbox 360 (latest version)? 4gb or 250gb? Shiny or Matte black???

Cookie Crisps! 😍πŸͺ #yum (Taken with instagram)

Cookie Crisps! 😍πŸͺ #yum (Taken with instagram)

Tag(s): #yum

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Anonymous said: someone on conquer said you have a great ass.. how would I go about seeing this "great ass"?

what the fuck? who are you?

lol I like how you had to come and find me on tumblr.